"...in one of those romantic comedies that you grow a vagina if you watch all the way through"
Blaine said it first, and it was like the most casual, obvious thing in the world to him. Absolutely natural. This is what Kurt deserves.
“I’m wearing a kilt and a tiara. Dancing with a boy to dancing queen. DID I DO ANYTHING TO OFFEND YOU?!” —Chris Colfer
“I just assumed it would be like Carmel and the school would get some asian kid to take math and english and scientific for me.” —Jesse St. James
This episode made me love Karofsky
that apology was fucking beautiful and sincere.
That was probably one of my favorite Glee episode ever :)
Damn Glee for making Friday a good song....
“Besides having sex with men, I would say the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.” —Oscar (via theofficefunnies)
“I don’t care what Jim says. That, is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.” —Dwight Schrute (via theofficefunnies)
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to america. No english! No food! No money! Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The Best.
“I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. That’s the thing about bear attacks: They come when you least expect it.” —Dwight, The Office (via spelunkerofgrapefruits)