katara: motoroladroid: could you use bloodbending to give someone an erection yes
Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...– Amy Poehler (via atackierpink)
True Life: I'm addicted to Fanfiction.
mlihmb: at the StarKid Q&A, someone asked Jeff how he pulled out the right candy for each line so he said “I SNICKER AT THAT QUESTION” and whipped out a Snickers bar
youngporcelainreynolds: Dear Bats, Thanks for the offer, but I won’t be able to take the plane off of your hands, I don’t have any place to… Stick it. Love, your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman. PS- I’m a huge fan, I follow you on the… Web
Green Lantern: Then why are they so famous?
Superman: Because Batman screws up all the time and lets them kill people! You know, my villains never get that chance. It's like, have you ever heard of Mr. Mxyzptlk?
Green Lantern: No.
Superman: No. That's right. Because I do my damn job!
Batman: We're all just orphans. I'm an orphan. You're an orphan. Robin's an orphan.
Superman: ...Spiderman's an orphan
Batman: YEAH SPIDERMAN'S AN ORPHAN. AND CYCLOPS AND WOLVERINE.
Batman: ALL THE X-MEN
Superman: Hey, did you lose a diamond ring?
Batman: Thank you, i'll give it to lois lane tonight, after i naked her.
Hi, I’m Bruce Man. I mean Bat Wayne. FUCK!– Batman (via iamironman)