April 2012
50 posts
at the StarKid Q&A, someone asked Jeff how he pulled out the right candy for each line
so he said “I SNICKER AT THAT QUESTION” and whipped out a Snickers bar
Dear Bats,
Thanks for the offer, but I won’t be able to take the plane off of your hands, I don’t have any place to… Stick it.
Love, your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman.
PS- I’m a huge fan, I follow you on the… Web
- Green Lantern: Then why are they so famous?
- Superman: Because Batman screws up all the time and lets them kill people! You know, my villains never get that chance. It's like, have you ever heard of Mr. Mxyzptlk?
- Green Lantern: No.
- Superman: No. That's right. Because I do my damn job!
- Batman: We're all just orphans. I'm an orphan. You're an orphan. Robin's an orphan.
- Superman: ...Spiderman's an orphan
- Batman: YEAH SPIDERMAN'S AN ORPHAN. AND CYCLOPS AND WOLVERINE.
- Batman: ALL THE X-MEN
- Superman: Hey, did you lose a diamond ring?
- Batman: Thank you, i'll give it to lois lane tonight, after i naked her.
“Hi, I’m Bruce Man. I mean Bat Wayne. FUCK!”
—Batman (via iamironman)
